antithetical dreamgirl

single mama, student, swiftie, thirsty by nature, probably not as funny as I think I am 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

I recently mentioned to a girl friend that my period was about to start and she responded “me too, hell week is upon us” and I think that’s just what I’m gonna call it now

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Waking up to FORTY texts makes me not want to wake up fr

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Is it just me or is it just fucking weird that we have commercials for medications that we probably don’t need and predatory lending practices?

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@Teddycode920 Love that

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I am in just such a glum mood today. What are y’all doing to make life a little easier? To stay positive?

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

I know this probably the most random request but I’m looking for links to the most unhinged pens 🖊️ you’ve ever seen.

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

You guys I had the best ideas last night and I didn’t write them down but I think I mostly remember

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the super bowl isn’t about football, it’s about eating chips and dip and bringing up taylor swift

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@tacyelissa Whaaaat that’s fun. Happily single but I’m sure I can find a friend to join me

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The fact that no one has taken me to a hockey game yet is absolutely absurd

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“Why have you been all over my feed lately?” Idk because you’re engaging with my content? 🤷‍♀️

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

If you voted for Donny you probably order your steak well done

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God, is this what it feels like to care about a sports team winning?

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

Lololol dropped a menstrual disc out of my purse and this is the exchange with my guy friend whose car it got left in. 😂

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

Thank god I’m not married to him anymore. Thank god I’m not married to him anymore. Thank god I’m not married to him anymore. Thank god I’m not married to him anymore. Thank god I’m not married to him anymore. Thank god I’m not married to him anymore Thank god thank god thank god

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@rohde_kaitlin At least I know early on, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

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You know what’s weird? Having 3 hour phone conversations for weeks then they just stop out of nowhere, no reason, no communication. Clarity is kindness. Let’s not forget that.

[antithetical dreamgirl @forAnonymityyy]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN 50 YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED?

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My phone is really starting to stress me out