Owókúnlápó

Der Hauptgrund für Stress ist der tägliche Kontakt mit Idioten.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

“peter obi doesn’t sound good” what exactly did buhari and tinubu sound like when you were voting for them?😂

[Jesuferanmi @Jesuferanmmi]

It is finished! 😭

Heavy, chaotic protests reportedly took over Abuja as President Tinubu visited the mosque.

Someone should please tag Mr Bayo. I hope this one isn’t edited too. 😂

[Oluwakemi Oyefeso @i_am_agbeke]

NIGERIANS !!! SEE AS DEM DEY SHARE MONEYYYY

Primary healthcare money
Cheaper fuel money
Security money
Etc
APC IS WASTING MONEY WHILE YOU SUFFER😭😭😭

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Prado jeeps for APC youth leaders,

100 million for Portable,

2027 cars for politicians,

But Loan for students, Keke napep for the military.

If you like, don’t vote wisely.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Peter Obi is qualified to be president, I'm willing to work with any Nigerian except Tinubu — Seyi Makinde

[BANDIDOS @Bandidosfrasess]

Me niego irme de este mundo sin vivir una navidad en Nueva York, un atardecer en Santorini y una aurora boreal en Noruega

[Farai Mazhindu @FaraiMazhindu]

The chaos in El Salvador before Bukele was never an accident, and the chaos in Haiti today is not an accident either.

The media told you that the gangs were just poor boys who went bad on their own, but that story falls apart the moment you ask one simple question.

Where does a poor sixteen year old boy living in a slum with no job and no money get an AK-47 and an AR-15 and a Glock and thousands of rounds of ammunition, and where does he get a brand new Toyota Hilux and motorcycles and speedboats and drones and encrypted phones and bulletproof vests and night vision goggles, and who pays his monthly salary and pays for his safe house and pays his lawyer when he is arrested and pays the police and the judge and the prison guard to look the other way, and who pays his family when he dies?

A poor boy cannot afford even one bullet, so someone else is paying for all of it.

That someone is the multimillionaires and the billionaires and the wealthy entities who profit from chaos, because chaos is a business and a broken country is the most profitable business in the world.

When a country is in chaos its land becomes cheap so they can buy it, its gold and its drugs and its resources can be stolen without anyone asking questions, its government becomes weak so they can control it, and its people become so scared that they obey anyone who promises them a little safety.

In El Salvador the gangs were not fighting the system, the gangs were the system, paid to keep the poor terrorized so the poor would never rise up and demand a better country.

In Haiti it is the same story, the gangs are not independent, they are funded and armed and protected by rich families and foreign businessmen and foreign NGOs who want Haiti to stay weak so they can keep stealing its ports and its gold and its labour.

And when a man like Bukele comes and says I will lock up all the gangs and end this in two years, who attacks him? It is the same people.

The same billionaires who fund the gangs fund the media that calls Bukele a dictator, the same wealthy entities who arm the gangs fund the NGOs that cry human rights for murderers, the same people who profit from chaos fund the political voices that hate real help in Haiti and sabotage anyone who is actually capable of doing it.

Look at the pattern and it becomes clear, when a gang kills a hundred innocent people there is silence, but when a leader kills a hundred gang members there is outrage.

When a gang rapes children there is no campaign, but when Bukele locks up rapists there is a global campaign against him.

That is because the media is not independent, it is owned by billionaires, the NGOs are not independent, they are funded by billionaires, and the politicians are not independent, they are bought by billionaires.

They do not want Haiti saved and they did not want El Salvador saved, they want them broken, because a broken country is cheap to buy and easy to control.

Bukele exposed them, he proved that gangs can be destroyed in months if you have the will, and that terrified them, because if El Salvador can be fixed then Haiti can be fixed, and if Haiti can be fixed then Africa can be fixed, and if Africa can be fixed then the billionaires lose their business.

That is why they demonize Bukele, that is why they sabotage Haiti, that is why they hate any man who actually helps the poor.

[DTK @danythekreator]

Notice how no female sent him 500k for being handsome. Very wise gender

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Ah ha, it makes sense now. The Governors were blackmailed over money they couldn't account for.

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

A man in his eighties with a dubious history, who should be spending time with his grandchildren at home is busy wrecking the country, pretending that he can govern Nigeria, and some young people whose future he is destroying are supporting him.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

tinubu is the current president and he’s campaigning for the upcoming election with “we will” not “we’ve done,” and that’s your presidential candidate???? aren’t you an id!ot??

[PUTCCM @PUTCCM_]

INTEL:

INEC STAFF EXPOSE’ ON APC’s RIGGING PLOT:

The plan is for the APC to rig during e-collation by rejected ballots. They want to bribe adhoc staff, and NYSC Corp members to work with Polling Unit Officers (POs), not to sign and stamp form E86A especially in opposition strongholds.

Their objective:
The plan is to reject those votes during the e-collation/uploading process and declare them void.

How to resist their rigging plan:
Train opposition polling unit agents and voters to be vigilant, especially during the collation process, to ensure they compel the POs to sign, and stamp every form E86A with the date to prevent rejection of the form during e-collation or uploading to the IREV.

Nigerians be vigilant

#Putccm #RigandDie

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

Women insulting men by calling them women

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Nigerians must never forget that it was during Tinubu’s administration that the presidential villa was disconnected from the national grid and is now fully solar powered

[Demola Of Lagos 𓃵 @OmoGbajaBiamila]

It is now clear that "Call your people to order..." is reserved for Peter Obi only.

[O.A @snrmanOA]

No cos if I hear that “happy wife, happy home” thing for your mouth I go just dey look you like fool.

If both of us no fit happy, make the home sad if he wan sad.

God go take you for me.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.

I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.

The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.

The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.

You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.

If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.

All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.

The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.

But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.

Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.

[Virgin Boy🧃 @demolaisavirgin]

a nigga needs to know what it feels like to drive a Lamborghini through Monaco at midnight

[ɪꜱ ᴀꜱʜɪᴍᴏʟᴏᴡᴏ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ @koredenottbello]

Werey pada make eh sha, 😂❤️he said he will do it and he did itt.