Matt Foreman

Lawyer. Veteran. Winner.
🏈 ✈️ ⚽ 🐶 #H2P

[Matt Foreman @foremania]

@luinalaska From our listing:

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Uh sir. I’m afraid all those players have retired and uh…passed on. In fact your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

Women when you ask them to do the bare minimum

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

POV: you solved her problem instead of just listening to her tell you about how the problem made her feel

[Matt Foreman @foremania]

LMAO

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to catch Ferris Bueller skipping school when you have to leave straight from the office to go play third base for the White Sox that night?

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Not if you do things like work and shower

[Matt Foreman @foremania]

@CinemaTweets1 IMO Penn's performance here, though good, was over-the-top, certainly overly demonstrative. I think you can reasonably argue any of the following over it:
- Hackman in Unforgiven
- Swank in MDB
- Costner in A Perfect World
- Robbins in Mystic River
- Clint himself in GT

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[PebbleofTexas @TJPofTexas]

@DuvalMagic Willing to bet this is engagement farming.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"You sir are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man!"

"He should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." �

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Literally the only answer to this is in modern times is West Virginia losing 13-9 to Pitt in the last regular season game of 2007

That was the one shot they were ever going to get at a national championship and they pissed it away against a 4 TD underdog who was their arch rival

The Kick 6 is a stupid nomination. Alabama had won 3 of 4 national titles and was clearly going to win more. It sucked but it didn’t alter the trajectory of the program

But the 2007 Backyard Brawl was IT for West Virginia

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

One of the greatest Phil Hartman line deliveries.

What a talent. RIP

[Matt Foreman @foremania]

@scenicresorts

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Abdul Carter is an idiot. It don’t matter what political beliefs you believe in you don’t call out a teammate publicly for his beliefs.

Out of all people to talk.

[Matt Foreman @foremania]

Nobody ever says "Italy."

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“You Only Move Twice” from The Simpsons (1989) gave us Hank Scorpio, still the greatest one-off character the show ever created. A supervillain who’s somehow a better boss, friend and life coach to Homer than anyone in Springfield.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Calling taking Ozempic a “weight loss journey” is like bragging that you did a 5K in your car.

[Kelly @kellyinvegas]

The speaker phone/no headphones crowd is out of control. We have allowed this to be socially acceptable and it's not.