greened out last night and tried to force myself to sleep and my mind conjured up a really grotesque picture of frank iero without any eyebrows and he was just smiling very wide while burned behind my retinas
Kid: momma what’s a website builder? 🤔
Me: it’s a great thing i used to use! 🥰
Kid: do you have a pic?😍
Me: yes 😎
Kid: but that’s uncle carrd! And auntie rentry…AND THAT’S MOMMY! 😲
*door opens*
strawpage: wallahi you have no gimmicks