no one you follow

knows all sixteen dances

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

She smirks at her phone.
she get a flirty text? No.
Laughs at her own tweet. 😏
-- a haiku by Andrea

[stephanie @stephanieritter]

tried to find anxiety medication for my dog and

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Hi there, I worked at the Holocaust Museum in D.C. for a year. Part of the main exhibit is how America turned away Jewish refugees at our shore who were fleeing persecution in Germany and elsewhere.

May I suggest, @LindseyGrahamSC, that you take a tour of the Holocaust Museum?

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

when insulting the president, whyyyy is "FAT" listed in the same breath as:
- racist - sexist - classist - lying - bigoted - homophobic - assaulting - transphobic - reactionary - pompous - stupid - asshole - selfish - creepy - white nationalist....????

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

@MaraWilson this year my family swapped out Apple to Apples for Cards Against Humanity and
it
was
a
mistakkkkeeeee

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

I'm on the hunt for better retail!
Underwear:
https://t.co/VMyYjsrKpV

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

ex: baby harvey saw the devil in a cave and when someone mentioned he'd have to return he exclaimed "THE MINES!" and then the scene was just over

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

the new sabrina show is exactly as terrible as I hoped

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

My heart ❤️

Watch this little girl try so hard to get Alexa to play her jam #babyshark

This is so cute

RETWEET!

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

Never never never rest all your political faith in a single person

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

.@BernieSanders on Democratic protesters: "I am not a great fan of being rude or disrupting activities." #CNNSOTU

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

*sends a funny text to the group chat*
- three minutes of silence -
oh i see I am alone in this world

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Y'all, watch how uncomfortable Cruz is here. This is the guy who was so close to the GOP nom for president he could taste it. He thought this race would be a no-brainer.

He's right.

You don't have to have a lot of brains to see Beto is the better choice.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

HAVE U EVER SEEN A BITCH PLAY FLUTE THEN HIT THE SHOOT?

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

@KarenKilgariff I didn't consider watching this show until it got the Kilgariff #stampofapproval and it's been so important to me

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

@GraceSpelman i work for a child's retail site, and my coworker and I cried laughing at this toy microwave and POTATO MICROWAVE is our new overlord now

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

Every time I hear a woman say "I don't like feminism" it feels like someone on the 98th floor of a building saying they "don't like elevators"
like bitch it's the only reason you are where you are

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

@khaleesikerst Ugh you’re right — he’s just a funhouse mirror that exclusively reflects back the worst parts of American identity

[no one you follow @foreverfivefoot]

Why date real people when you can imagine conversations in your head instead
Risk nothing. Gain everything.

[Judy Justice @JudyJustice]

I have never endorsed any skin care product. Please do not buy any product for the skin that uses my name or image as a spokesperson. It is not true and they are attempting to fool you into believing that I use their product. Don't be fooled.
Judge Judy Sheindlin