Choppa 93

Golf business veteran

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@secretclubprov Being a golf pro is one of the most dysfunctional professions there is. The stories most pros could tell are mind boggling... but they are entertaining.

[Secret Club Pro @secretclubprov]

What kind of industry do we work in where by the head pro has to be cautious by what watch he wears, and what car he drives,just in case the club think he’s doing his job to well,and if he does no doubt his head is on the line,complete and utter shithousery at the highest level

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@ShaneRyanHere The golf business is one of the most dysfunctional professions on the face of the planet. It gets worse every year. The books we all could write would keep humanity entertained forever.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@wyattgladden I lived in Seattle for 20 years, and I've never seen a larger group of people (husky fans) with a more distorted perception of reality. Every one of them proves it time and again. A booster tried to tell me the Huskies had as much history as Notre Dame.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@scoduckz His right jab buckled the knees of a country boy who was poppin off.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@SalesRepVet @KelseyFallisch4 A few questions to ask him.
1) Will you be here at this time next year?
2) When was the last time you broke 90?
3) Do you have more than 1 ounce of influence of buying power in this shop?
4) When in the PGM program do they teach you why we even have staff deals?

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@SalesRepVet The first of many disappointments the golf business will deliver to them.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@JudgeSmailsGolf Silver medals, upon their chests.... these our men... americas best.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@ORsportsandnews Husky fan base will justify being screwed out of a top 5 ranking because they beat a team from the same state as an SEC team. GO DUCKS!!

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@AndrewMarchand As long as Bob remembers he's there to call a game and no one gives a rats ass about his political point of view.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@ClubProGuy This kind of thing does not happen at the world class facility 3 Jack Nat'l will be.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@JudgeSmailsGolf @AndyGrewal @JudgeBerkowitz @tkcaddie @GimmeTheDriver @k_kcgonzo25 @CaddieNetwork @acaseofthegolf1 What are we running a restaurant?

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@SalesRepVet The real patience testers are the guys taking stuff back out of the bags to hit when you've already packed it up after being there all day.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@RiggsBarstool For 20 years I worked $10 daily fee courses and exclusive multiple 6 digit initiation fee private clubs and everywhere in between. It doesnt matter, as soon as people think about golf... they start looking for things to bitch about.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@ProShopStories @attproam Always said, if i want to watch people that think there special shoot 90+, ill look out the golf shop window.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@ClubProGuy Pharmaceuticals or cannabis sales. The only careers with enough upside to fix the damage the golf business does to your brain.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@JudgeSmailsGolf Its the man i got it from a negro.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@JudgeSmailsGolf Carl. Being a former employee of a club, i can relate most to his form of dementia... wait up girls i gotta a salami I gotta hide.

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@JudgeSmailsGolf Have you heard the latest one about the jew the catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?

[Choppa 93 @formerpgapro]

@SecretRetailPRO @JudgeSmailsGolf @dailycal @_serenechang Your probably so high you dont even know it.