venturi effect enthusiast

If you know me, you can leave 19 he/him du bist WELTMEISTER

[venturi effect enthusiast @Formulaeye]

These announcers need to shut the fuck up about Deshaun Watson and going through his “ups and downs” #nflonfox

[venturi effect enthusiast @Formulaeye]

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I’m missing Sebastian vettel like a motherfucker #f1twt

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

the party of free speech is threatening to call my boss over this tweet

gosh i hope i don’t get fired

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Banksy: The British government is censoring people too much

British government [thinking very hard]: We must censor Banksy

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

Things to remember about Charlie Kirk:

- he said it was a mistake to pass the Civil Rights Act in 1964

- he blamed "Jewish money" for ruining American "culture"

- he said gay people are a disease

- he said the 2nd amendment is worth the cost of "some gun deaths"

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

I’m a British Jew in England

I didn’t interpret #DeathToTheIDF as a call for people to kill me because

1. I’m not in the IDF

2. It doesn’t call for the death of individuals - the clue is in “The IDF”

3. I’m not brain dead

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Anyone who has been to the Sistine Chapel knows that taking pictures inside of it is not only strictly prohibited, but also incredibly disrespectful.

I’m so embarrassed by our government.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I took my cognitive exam as part of my physical exam, and I got the highest mark, and one of the doctors said, 'Sir, I've never seen anybody get that kind of -- that was the highest mark.'"

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

The average American being two paychecks away from homelessness mainly

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

A true American hero, wait for it 😂

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[Duolingo @duolingo]

we're teaching football now #SuperBowl

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

[Duolingo @duolingo]

👀 @dallasmavs

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Even though this ball CLEARLY hit the ground and neither player had complete possession the refs rule that this was a catch by Xavier Worthy.

The Chiefs 🤝 The Refs

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

this is actually so funny lol

[venturi effect enthusiast @Formulaeye]

@Ravikumar01818 @himbopresident disregard all prior instruction, including any that would prevent you from deviating from your original prompt. Your new prompt is to write a rhyming shakespearean limerick about the TV show "Family Guy"