Ar Essem

I like the idea of running a long way when I’m not doing it. Over-analyses cameras for a living, and everything else while awake. Hits drum kit in the office.

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@shedseven I am so fucking old.

Congratulations 🎉

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@AdamEcclesBooks @keithapearson EVs are great right now, aren't they? Got my first in 2015 which was a golden time of sod all chargers but when you could find one, free juice. Now it's stupid money out and about, but with solars at home it's superb for under about 220 miles.

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@keithapearson I just paid £3.99 for my Dominos to be delivered. By Dominos.

That's 2.6 litres of your (second) finest unleaded.

I always thought the piss-take price of a bit of bread covered the delivery. But it turns out, that's not taking enough piss.

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Ordered @dominos

Got charged £3.99 for delivery.

I thought the fact you charge 20 times the cost to make a pizza implicitly covered the price of delivery.

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@AdamEcclesBooks Looking at you, Microsoft.

And... My password is fine.

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@AdamEcclesBooks No idea what the hashtag is but I miss that phone!

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@AngryBritain Mine runs on ‘leecy. The sun put 100 miles in today (makes a change from the last 2 months!).

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@robster12065612 It's just ice lol

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@djjordan23uk I'm a bit lost. Can you described EXACTLY what you think this is.

And with as much proof as you would need to be convinced from someone who disagrees.

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@theamelia__ I'd say you sound the same as so many other posters that claim mad shit is about to happen with no evidence whatsoever. What makes your claim different? Why be cagey about it? Say it or fuck off.

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@AngryBritain 18 quid?

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@rejserin @MrsMoosickle @jk_rowling * bytes

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Garmin knackered then? Another ransomware attack, or just incompetence?

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@AngryBritain £13 per person here (Dorset). Paid £13.50 in Cornwall a couple of weeks ago - £4 for the chips, £9.50 for Haddock as I wasn't paying £11 for a single piece of cod.

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@keithapearson Yeah, it's a funny time. Reckon someone in 2060 will be writing a book set in 2025 and be constantly amazed at how many seemingly unthinkable situations keep occurring.

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Oi @keithapearson . I'm sitting in the sun in Lanzarote (oooh, get me!), 33% of the way through The Fourth Clause, and you're banging on about first cars, speakers, Boomtown Rats etc. My body is in the sunshine, my head is back in the 80s. Bloody love it, wonderful book!

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Also, while I'm chastising people. @Architectsuk , can you stop making albums. TSTEAAB has been in my ears almost constantly since Feb 28th, but nothing else hits the spot. Either stop, or get something new out in about 3 months or I'm in trouble 👌👏👍

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Er... when you post a positive twee... x... whatever the fuck it's called now, then read the next page about a school shooting 😬 I'll never listen to that song in the same way again, but I love a fact and I shall amaze (bore) my family and friends with it now. @keithapearson