Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary
🚨 BREAKING: In a hilarious moment at Mar a Lago, President Donald Trump just ordered the kitchen to make LUNCH for the Fake News.
“Would you like food? Or do you consider that a BRIBE? And therefore you can’t write honestly? Or write a bad story?”
“You can speak. Yes? OK Margo, tell the chef. Serve them lunch.”
“That’s a guaranteed good story. But it won’t be. They’ll only get worse.”
Absolutely fearless. Roasting the press to their faces while running the country and negotiating peace.
Best president ever.
2 years ago Mike Brown got fired for calling out De’Aaron Fox for being an Idiot. Now Mike Brown is going to win a Championship because De’Aaron Fox is an Idiot. Full circle moment
.@ScottJenningsKY from the top rope after CNN reports that there are 494 port-a-potties needed for the UFC event at the White House:
“494 porta-potties. That's a lot of porta-potties. Somewhere Graham Platner is booking an airline ticket.”
OH MY GOSH. WHAT A LEGEND.
Charles Barkley:
"We saw the dumbest basketball team in the history of civilization... The San Antonio Spurs helped the New York Knicks win this game by doing some of the stupidest ass stuff I’ve ever seen on a basketball court."
Fox with the biggest bone head play of the finals…. You were in the bonus.. and you went up for a layup instead of dribbling the ball out and ultimately running the clock out or getting fouled for free throws….. now the world has to see the Knicks win a championship. Ty. Idiot.
What is your desired outcome for Karmelo Anthony, @iamcardib? Seriously, say it with your full chest.
Is it 10 yrs? 3? Presumably, you think he's the victim and don't think he should have to do any time behind bars.
He STABBED and KILLED a high school boy. 35 yrs isn't enough.
Hey Chicago Bears Fans,
Your blood is about to boil reading this:
I just did some research. The state of Illinois has spent over $2.5 BILLION on free benefits for illegals last year.
At the same time Illinois Governor @JBPritzker was telling the Bears there’s “no money” for tax relief on a new stadium.
Let that sink in.
For $2.5 billion the state of Illinois could have PAID for a new stadium for the Chicago Bears.
Instead, they spent it paying for lavish benefits for aliens, while running a $3 billion deficit and losing a franchise they've had for over 100 years.
This is what Democrat priorities look like. They hate you and will destroy your state for power.
10 years. 10 years. I’ve listened to every Dem & never Trump pundit call Trump, Elon and anyone else who voted Republican a Nazi. And now they line up behind Platner, with an actual Nazi tattoo. Unbelievable.