Jess

Self-Harming Prince Charming

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

When I order my pad Thai spicy

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Pirates only look tougher with diabetes

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Change comes from within the App

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

Day 1,826 of drinking a gallon of apple cider vinegar until this rash goes away

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person

[Jess @fortunateginger]

why do they call it a semi truck? it seems like plenty of truck to me

[rory @aurora_f]

Jesus trying to stop Charlie from bleeding but the blood just keeps pouring through the nail holes in his hands

[madi ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @mythicalmadi]

how it feels to watch Good Mythical Morning

[Jess @fortunateginger]

This is why I always end my AI prompts with “Asking for a friend?”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

29-year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht has been arrested and accused of starting the fire that became the most destructive blaze in LA history, destroying much of the wealthy Pacific Palisades neighborhood.

Investigators used his ChatGPT history as part of the evidence, including a prompt asking whether someone could be held at fault if a fire was caused by cigarettes.

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

he’s about to die and they’re gonna blame it on the vaccines aren’t they

[Jeff Nippard @JeffNippard]

Everyone stops doing science denial soon as they’re in the hospital hey

[AARON @lidolmix]

even in hell he won’t shut up omg

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Why did the lion beat his wife? He was tired of her lioness!

(Jk he was watching too many Charlie Kirk videos)

[bobby @bobby]

i think if you type your password almost right. like one or two mistakes. websites should be like Ahhhh close enough get your ass in here buddy :)

[Jess @fortunateginger]

I was wrong, he represented the base.

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Even the biggest Donald Trump supporter has to be a little frightened by the idea of him being president.

[Jess @fortunateginger]

I predicted trump would claim he predicted 9/11, making me much smarter & better at predicting things.

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Mashed and Smashed are only separated by speed

[Jess @fortunateginger]

I’m bisexual, but I only buy from women.

[Jess @fortunateginger]

Congrats Travis Kelce you have an entire album about your penis

[karachi memon @reembeem97]

That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth