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I considered the consequences but I have poor judgement

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We riding the train now

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Dental hygiene is cool and good

[Amit @Amit4Films]

This is why L comes first in LGBTQIA+. #PrideMonth

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Lady Gaga calling people orient-made in Born This Way

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Sorry babe, the penis stays on during sex

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@64iOS

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@Dansplainer Saying "Bah Hamas" like Ebenezer Scrooge

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Call me god of the dancefloor the way I move in mysterious ways

[xdn @xdncolonthree]

they replaced my beloved oxford dictionary embed with cool etymology charts n stuff with ai slop rambling for no reason

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I won a spelling bee recently, and upon learning that, an acquaintance asked me to spell 'dissociate,' but they thought it was spelt 'discociate' 🙂‍↔️

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My hungry ass could NOT be a surgeon 😭

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Thought that Neve Campbell's name was an anglicization of Niamh, but it turns out her mother's maiden name is just Neve

[kitty⁶ @katseye420]

i’m kinda over ppl saying “AI is everywhere i can’t avoid it so that’s why i use it” like i have never Once used chatgbt……….

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Had a passerby whisper 1488 to me at the train station :( like damn didn't know it was 1936 out here

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Alexa, play The Subway by Chappell Roan

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

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Local white boy gets eyebrows fucked up by the wax lady

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Every time he likes the reels I send him, it's like getting a kiss on the forehead

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Every time I use a fork and knife to cut my pizza, I feel like Lisa from Temecula

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

Former U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) has a chance to do the funniest thing ever

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I'm missing NPR Wait Wait Don't Tell Me cause this fuck ass president wants to invade Venezuela 🙄🙄🙄