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Make America Great Again, Donald J. Trump!

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@SleeperHQ Cheater

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@brianmctaggart Overall Astros Fans we know this shouldn’t have happened. We also know that sending Brice to steal second base in the 10th with 2 outs was a boneheaded call too. Espada and Josh Miller still need to pack their bags.

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@elonmusk But no votes for Bass during the fake catch up on Spencer

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@AZ_Intel_ When politicians don’t allocate money to secure the base of buildings in earthquake zones, this is the result. 🤦‍♂️🤡🤦‍♂️

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@RealCJ10 https://t.co/XmYPPzkiee

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I’m not an #Arod fan but he’s absolutely right here. The hit the ball in the air #gurus are teaching a LA swing that few players can be successful with. It’s only going to get worse. #shegone @Yankees @notgaetti @BobFile @billdubs @TheRealJHair @Gregg_Jefferies @AMBS_Kernan

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@iluminatibot

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If you’re waiting for an UBER, wait at a business, not at someone’s private property house. It’s raining? He should have checked the weather and not go out that night or put on his hoodie and stand there on the sidewalk corner and take the rain like a man. If he needs shelter and is homeless, there are shelters that take people before sundown. He’s sounds smart enough to know these things but is too stupid to act upon it.

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@MrPool_QQ A Junior Version is already at: Spooky 2 Rife Machines

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@VinnysCorner1 God Shammgod

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What you call solid matter is almost entirely empty space.

If you removed all the empty space from every atom in every human body on earth, what remained would fit inside a sugar cube.

The chair you are sitting on is not solid. It is energy vibrating at a frequency that creates the illusion of density.

Ancient texts described matter as condensed light. As vibration slowed down enough to appear physical.

Modern physics now agrees. Everything is frequency. Everything is information. The solid world is a very convincing projection.

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@barstoolsports Why is a giant dribbling the ball anyways?

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@MurrayHillGuy1 It’s called the Seattle Freeze 🥶

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@TheNBABase

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@omoelerinjare1 Cell phone cameras record everything and it looks like the Black people love to be on camera. Say Cheese MF!

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@AtticusHonor @HSTPodcast Good for him! I love Doobie! ❤️

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@StreetClashKing Not all Brothas can fight 🤡

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@bales28488 @WWG1WGA_QQ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Mr_Husky1 @SeattleMamaT

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@dandakich @WNBA Why shoot from there when she can’t shoot from there? Asking for all hoop fans. 🙋‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤡

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They were the best offense in all of MLB at the start of the season when fully staffed. Beat Ohtani and Skenes. Just replace Management Brown, Espada and Miller. Pick up some mid relievers and a contact hitter at the deadline. 4 game playoff rotation: The Deisel, Spaghetti, Imai and KWT. That gets it done.