Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨

Developer/Designer. I build @framer, @Webflow websites. Let's collaborate.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Thank you @figma. On to the next 🙏

#ui #ux

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

@WhatsApp what you had was enough. I don't want to see everyone's status. I don't need to be added by anyone.

Now I have to manually block people?

I don't need this stress.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

"Thank you Dad", "Thank you Mom"

Response: "Thank God"

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

The first shock of my life as a Nigerian while growing up was when I went to some of my friends’ houses and I discovered that they used to thank their parents after eating.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

The only clerics you should listen to should have a track record of healing the sick and raising the dead.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

The only state holding labor party together is Abia State and its because of the man @alexottiofr

[Tony Ajah @tonyajah]

"Labour Party grew bigger when Peter Obi left..." ~ Julius Abure

I laugh in Uromi 😀

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

So politicians and some people don't like @PeterObi but you want to benefit from him by jumping ship to anywhere he goes?

If e easy for you, do it on your own.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How is a woman on braids a reflection of a man that can't afford wig. Is it the man that is on braids?

How are you embarrassed about wearing your own hair?

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

As I am naked right now, standing on my balcony facing the four corners of the earth… I curse you MTN Nigeria

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

Successfully reconstructed the NDC logo, maintained the integrity of the logo and colour, but that initial colour combination is diabolical.

That said, once he is announced as the presidential candidate, design assets will be made public.

We are on stand by.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Windows Os is really frustrating 😓

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

@UiSavior Claude

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Get your voters card.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Nice bg. Can I get it in psd format or where can I download it?

[Buildwithdudu @buildwithdudu]

First they said if you’ve never made $5k, design isn’t your calling.

Now they’re saying you might never afford your own car 🥲😭

At this point, I give up.
F*ck design. It’s clearly a scam. Y'all deceived me 😭

I’m off this thing. Bye guys.

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Na your leg driver use de match brake?

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

Yeah, most founders don't want to hear this shit because the idea IS their identity. Critique the plan, you're critiquing them. So they fire the honest guy, hire a yes-man, then wonder why it flopped. 💀

[Tomilola Oluwafemi | Software Engineer @tomilola_ng]

We lost a 3.5 million Naira plus 300,000 Naira retainer deal just last week because I asked the founder how he plans to make money with his app idea. I pointed out the cons of his plan and told him we needed to go back to the drawing board. The next thing I saw was

“Unfortunately, we can’t work with your team anymore, the enthusiasm required to deliver this project is missing, and we are big on faith in the company, not just your tech skills.”

It still pains me because our product designer made a nice user flow to preview and impress them 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

I understand "3 idiots" now 🤣🤣

[புல்லட் வண்டி 😈🧛 @iam_vampire_0]

தான் பெண்ணாக இருப்பதாலேயே பொது இடங்களில் எவ்வளவு அநாகரீகமாக வேண்டுமானாலும் நடந்து கொள்ளலாம் எவ்வளவு வேண்டுமானாலும் எதிரில் இருக்கும் ஆணை அசிங்க படுத்தலாம் அடிக்கலாம் ஆனால் திருப்பி அடித்தால் பெண் எனும் விக்டிம் கார்டை எடுத்து தப்பித்து விடலாம் என்று இருக்கும் பெண்களை எவ்வளவு வேண்டுமானாலும் அடித்து துவைக்கலாம் அதில் எந்த தவறும் இல்லை என்று சட்டம் இயற்றப்பட வேண்டும்.

டிரெய்னில் ஒரு வயதான பெண் எதிரில் இருக்கும் ஆணை செருப்பை எடுத்து அடித்து விடுவேன் அடித்து விடுவேன் என்று முகத்துக்கு நேராக காட்டி காட்டி மிரட்டி கொண்டிருக்கிறார் அவரை உருவகேலி சாதிரீதியான சாடல் என எல்லாவற்றையும் செய்கிறார் கெட்ட வார்த்தையிலும் திட்டுகிறார். எல்லாவற்றையும் பொறுத்து போனவர் இறுதியாக தன் மனைவியை அசிங்கமாக பேசியவுடன் மூஞ்சி மூஞ்சியாக அடித்து விடுகிறார்.

அந்த பெண் அப்படி செய்வதற்கான தைரியம் தான் ஒரு பெண் என்ன ஆனாலும் அதை வைத்து தப்பித்து விடலாம் என்பது தான். அந்த தைரியத்தில் தான் நிறைய பேர் இப்படி ஆடி கொண்டிருக்கிறார்கள்.

எங்க அந்தாள் அடிக்காம விட்ருவாரோனு நினைச்சேன். திருப்தி ❤️

[LincRide | Lagos Carpool King @LincRide]

Emotu, a LincRide host - talks about the benefits he has enjoyed since he joined LINC.

Most importantly, he is earning extra cash. 🤭

This could be you too. Download LincRide on google play or App Store.

#lincride
#carpoolingapp #host #ridesharing #commute #testimonial

[Michelle Abraka @BookfluencerInc]

If Lagos drivers have NEVER played you dirty you would never be able to relate.

I feel like saying ⬇️
Read The full story here➡️https://t.co/B8tXEZ8ONs

Guysss!!
There's a new Mobtech brand in town.
It's called @LincRide.

I told you first.👀🤭

[LincRide | Lagos Carpool King @LincRide]

New MobTech brand in town?
We’re not just new , we’re redefining how Lagos moves. 🚗
Smarter routes. Shared rides. Real savings.
#LincRide #Host #download #newapp

[Fortune Chibueze 🎨 ✨ @fortuneboltC]

@IkonoCatherine 30th 😂😂?

[LincRide | Lagos Carpool King @LincRide]

We’re thrilled to partner with Fixit45! 🤝 LincRide hosts now get priority, discounted, and reliable vehicle maintenance nationwide, keeping you on the road and earning!
#lincride #fixit45 #partnership #host