sophie

top of the dude chain

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said “what a comical end to my tale of woe” out loud to my self earlier

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i’m at the point with my self esteem where the old man walking by me and going How’s ur day goin beautiful actually gave me butterflies a lil

[prezoh @prezoh]

ACTUALLY TRUE i think

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crashing out while the mexican construction workers outside my apartment listen to polka and pretend to be gay with each other

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coworker was talking 2 her customer about being a people pleaser and my customers were listening and were like "wow thats exactly what we were talking about. we're always experience synchronicities here. like when we saw that santa cruz hat" and im like. every1 is stupid now

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found out that my manager is so kind because he used to be fat

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u guys dont even understand how good im eating tonight

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this image takes on new and disturbing meaning once you learn that peeing as hard as you can weakens your pelvic floor can lead to incontinence later in life

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was talking to customer abt our muffins n i was like yeah they’re a lot i eat like half of one n im stuffed n she was like oh not for me i could eat half of YOU in one bite like okayyyyyyyyyy

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i was on the bathroom floor at 11pm doing this the third time me and my ex broke up

[kathy @f4eth]

So what if im amazing? Who cares

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this but it’s the oversized button up i’m wearing to work that’s making me feel attracted to women rn

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u know what sure

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been joyously smoking cigarettes today. 5 cigarettes smoked in pure joy. didn’t even know it was possible

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ijboled at this priv draft bc genuinely Yeah

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how dudes look at you after telling you you better start a walkin babe love takes miles

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u will be having the worst day at work leaving the register to throw up in the bathroom and then two different bitches on two different breaks will be singing out loud in the break room

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

We need to blend everyone together into one mega person

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dinner tonight. 1.5 pounds of roasted brussels sprouts and some mustard