zanny phantom

BLM (he/him)

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

My princess is 2 months old today 🎉

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

@ThisIsHipHop2 Kendrick. Kendrick. Kendrick. Kendrick.

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

The only thing that unsettled me more than when people say “whenever” when they mean “when” is when a clock’s second hand just glides on the clock instead of ticking from one point to the next.

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Go listen to demi’s new album yo

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Watership Down is cool af but why TF is it a patriarchy? Rabbits are matriarchs... really takes me out of it.

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

Karate
Bellingham Academy of Elf Defense

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

I just heard the most beautiful word. It is used to fill the space when you must utter sound but do not yet have the words. The word is “uhhh” And the language is ingles I believe?

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

What you mean when I was “younger”?

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What do trans guys use on their period?

Bachelor pads.

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DREAM blunt rotation

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Cat cafe except it’s bunnies. Hear me out-

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@stexfx But it’s my south node 👉🏻👈🏻

[ZB @xainab_x]

Drug dealers getting more time in prison than rapists will never sit right with me

[⏾ @REDSEASHAWTY]

every bad bitch learned how to drive late

[Counseling poodle, MS NCC @thatsdrwatson]

You had to be there

[zanny phantom @foster_zander]

Tag yourself as one of the three genders.

[Cow @EveryDayCows]

aerodynamics of a cow