Jonathan Foston

I like things better when a hat is placed atop of said thing.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@sainsburys I went to sainsbury's for the first time in ages today. I stopped going because every time I went to pay using smartshop, the message came up saying "time for a quick check". This happened 8 out of 10 shops which made me feel awful. Obviously it just happened again.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@McDonaldsUK I'm absolutely fuming.
I just ordered for delivery and my burger was missing. Rang to complain and was issued a refund of £2.70. The burger cost £6.19. I feel like I've been robbed and insulted at the same time.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@clarkshelp Too late, I've had to buy different shoes from an alternative seller.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@clarkshelp is there an issue with the website, as I cannot pay for the item I want. I've tried various types of transaction.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@ubereats_uk shocking customer service from uber eats, I was charged for for a takeaway that was 2 hours late and then cancelled by the restaurant. Its clear that ubereats do not give a damn about its customers. I'll stick with deliveroo and just eat in the future.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@Jshaden81 So say we all

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@stwater water pressure in NG4 has dropped considerably.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@SubwayUK Yesterday just purchased loaded wrap and I was given it without salad options. WHATS THE POINT OF SUBWAY WITHOUT SALAD OPTIONS, I was stuck with just lettuce and tomatoes, and I really hate tomatoes on a sandwich. I had one bite and threw the rest in the bin.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@SubwayListens just purchased loaded wrap and I was given it without salad options. WHATS THE POINT OF SUBWAY WITHOUT SALAD OPTIONS, now I'm stuck with just lettuce and tomatoes, and I hate tomatoes on a sandwich. Great way to ruin my lunch.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@guardian it's steak night at the dog and partridge.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

Sleeping dogs?

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

British poker legend Dave "Devilfish" Ulliot died today. It's so awfully sad. You won't be forgotten, Dave. http://t.co/471jeqZZzq

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

Every day is beer day in our great nation. #NationalBeerDay

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

Confessions of a dangerous minge #SexOrganSlangAMovie

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@laurenlaverne I can hear you clem fandango

[The Poke @ThePoke]

So glad I am watching the #leadersdebate with subtitles (via @TechnicallyRon)

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

Can't get the image of Johnny Tudor out of my mind #LeadersDebate

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

@supermothra try the are you a Replicant quiz, there's 64% chance I'm not a real boy.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

Are You A Replicant? Take @BFI’s #BladeRunner test to find out: http://t.co/TTCEWCm4Qs.

[Jonathan Foston @fostonj]

I currently have nothing to say