The Fellowship of The Pistachio

Official Twitter of The Fellowship of The Pistachio. “One man, two hands, and a can…of pistachios.”

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

All pistachio heads hit up @CardinalNa8ion for some top shelf journalism. Peace ✌️🤾‍♂️⛳️.

[Max Fredeen @max_fredeen]

@fotpistachio any man woman or child that does not like pistachios are the equivalent to beta males that sit when they pee… sorry not sorry #ilovepistachios

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@mentorFCMB So based!

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Wise words from a fellow brother in pistachios

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@randywatt 🙃

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@markchalifoux @jordan_stratton “Vengeance is mine saith the Pistachio”

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@tomsietsema @WoodleyPark_dc Any pistachios on the menu? 👀

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Idk what’s funnier: Pistachios threatening me with physical violence or the fact that it took them 7 years to track me down to do so.

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@jordan_stratton 7/13/22 3:27 AM MEST
52N, 176W
Be there or be square.

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@jordan_stratton When and where

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@randywatt @WonderfulNuts I’m in your walls

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Heresy 👹

[Andy Witt Jr. (17-38) @randywatt]

Pistachios- don’t taste as good as I remember. Maybe I need name brand Pistachios? @WonderfulNuts

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@jordan_stratton We expect a public apology regarding your anti-pistachio statement. We don’t want to have to mobilize 👹.

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

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[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Pistachio Fact of The Day #8!
Pistachio cultivation requires a lot of hands on work from multiple growers to be successful, no pistachio grower works alone, just like Oswald! #grassyknoll #pistachio #pistachios #fotp #FunFact

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Pistachio Fact of The Day #7!

It’s a long one!
The pistachio health benefits:
Wonderful eyesight!
A strengthened heart!
Stellar hearing!
Terrific skin!
Healthy bones!
Elevated serotonin!
Creativity boost!
Improved bone strength!
A healthier immune system!

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

@cityofmentor Are pistachio trees available? 🤔 #fotp #mentor #pistachios

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Pistachio Fact of The Day #6!
Consuming pistachios results in a significant gamma wave response in your brain, strengthening your memory! Maybe if the FBI had consumed more pistachios, they wouldn’t have “lost” the evidence files regarding the JFK assassination! #funfact #fotp

[The Fellowship of The Pistachio @fotpistachio]

Pistachio Fact of The Day #5!
Due to complex importation laws in the 1960’s, the Italian Mafia was heavily involved in pistachio smuggling operations throughout the Kennedy administration!