Chris Devitt

Doesn't own sweatpants

[Chris Devitt @foulcan]

You know I'm #Allaboutthatbass

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I'm convinced that the best pictures are taken with the lens cap on.

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Sometimes I have the urge to be a 7 ft basketball player super-star from the 70's.

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V8 is the O'douls of the Bloody Mary world

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Analogy: America is to Legos as Canada is to Playmobil

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Every time I hear a piano concerto I imagine I'm walking around a conservancy or else preparing someone for dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

"This is my life now", I whisper from inside this fort made of donuts.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Just sayin' I knew Ray Parker Jr and that asshole was scared as hell of ghosts.

[Chris Devitt @foulcan]

My cat Patches enjoys Stilton cheese. #learntthattoday #culturedsecondgradersentence

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@MuscularDerp #poppyseedo #pseudopoppy #stepdad

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@MuscularDerp #ayepoppy

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@skoon000 #thosedays #sarahkoonep

[Sarah Koon @skoon000]

Photo: Tomorrow is Bring Your Headphones to Work day becauuuuuse… my EP will finally be available to... http://t.co/lvFMgDpBJA

[Chris Devitt @foulcan]

Are miners' boogers black?

[ShadyGrove MusicFest @ShadyGroveFest]

Interview with Delaware fave @KindofCreatures. http://t.co/As2ejFVU44 See them this Saturday 4pm at #ShadyGrove14. #netDE

[Chris Devitt @foulcan]

Botchi ball, Hall and Oates, beer.. Big plans.

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@GraceVonderkuhn Horsey-racism? My money's on Black Beauty but Me and My Arrow may make it straight up and narrow !

[Chris Devitt @foulcan]

I wonder if Barry White and his proclaiming he's never ever ever gonna quit ever affected him adversely. #restrainingorder

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Yer the happiest you've ever been? All signs point to no. I don't think so! #bigruse

[Ryan Cormier @ryancormier]

Music Video of the Day: Wilmington's @KindofCreatures doing "Quiet/Loud" & gunning for @Radio1045's big birthday show http://t.co/mdybo6u8Pv