Mike Umsred

[Mike Umsred @foulfart]

@apples4sail

[Mike Umsred @foulfart]

Man black folks steal anything bro dude left the function with the f-j section of an encyclopedia

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Spike da eggnog with the Hennessy call dat da niggnog

[Mike Umsred @foulfart]

How do I fix my algorithm so that it only shows me funny silly tweets that I can laugh at and not miserable dumb whiny people complaining about bullshit and calling everything slop?

[Mike Umsred @foulfart]

British drake: I used to ring you on the mobile

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“Think outside the box” yeah… we’ve all been doing that since the moment we were born retard #vagina

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Guys am I likable do you like me and also am I a good person

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I’m so feminist that even saying the word vagina feels disrespectful to women everywhere

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What if the penus was not called that but instead another word

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The meth got me twitchin like a dog having a dream

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When a white girl find her keys it proves that Jesus Christ redeems

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Getting my ass ate this bih said my booty taste good yeah that’s your strawberry lip balm pucker up 💋

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Niggas that are complaining about gta6 being digital only and saying it’ll be shit are broke ass niggas with a ps4 trying to convince other rich ass niggas such as myself not to by it so they don’t feel left out my nigga!

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@apples4sail @fauxlv I’m feeling like touching you

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Seven apples might not medically be too much to eat in one day,

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Backed over someone’s toddler trying to leave my non-secular church’s trunk or treat I will not have my freedom much longer.

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Fuck y*u

[Mike Umsred @foulfart]

I haven’t eaten in 3 days

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@apples4sail Face reveal

[Big Mike @BigMikeissobig]

@apples4sail sad ass fag