1000000 Tears for Jumbo

Enthusiastic San Jose Sharks booster and card-carrying member of the Joe Thornton fan club.

[1000000 Tears for Jumbo @fourforjumbo]

Amazing

[Lizz Child @LizzChild]

the goalies are playing three-on-three

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Ah yes, @FLOTUS celebrating Pride month by honoring a member of the Reagan family, best remembered by the LGBTQ+ community for their brave work in *checks notes* ignoring the AIDS crisis and letting a generation of gay men die!

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

INBOX: @FLOTUS will unveil a new Nancy Reagan stamp on Monday

[Ginger Ninja Cyborg @RedNinjaSlice]

Go ahead and build the statue in front of the AAC for Oettinger right now.

[2023 angy @uheeuhaha]

If a goalie makes over 40 saves and still loses they r allowed to chase after their teammates w a knife

[1000000 Tears for Jumbo @fourforjumbo]

Now that the playoffs have begun…I have always been a Florida Panthers fan.

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Sometimes, hockey is truly poetry

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Another photogenic moment in the Sharks vs. Knights rivalry

[San Jose Sharks History @sjsharkshistory]

April 24, 2022 - #SJSharks forward Thomas Bordeleau celebrates after scoring the winning goal in the shootout, his first NHL game winner, to give the Sharks a 5-4 come-from-behind victory at VGK. #KnightyKnight

📸 Getty Images

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He’s a full foot off the ice here. Amazing

[maddie @madsquerade]

oh i’m Crying crying now

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Pure joy

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

THOMAS BORDELEAU WINS THE SHOOTOUT 😤

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His college education may be over

[San Jose Barracuda @sjbarracuda]

Welcome to San Jose, @Thomasbord71

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Bordeleau somehow already the best player on the Cuda

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Years of telling him that no one on the left here actually thought the Soviet Union was a good thing! Years! And he gets the last laugh from the Great Beyond

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Leftist Twitter’s response to the war in Ukraine just keeps making me feel like my father is posthumously winning an argument

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Third year as a season ticket holder and many years of going to games — definitely never seen anything like this before

[Curtis Pashelka @CurtisPashelka]

Scrap in the stands at SAP Center. An all around ugly night here.

[1000000 Tears for Jumbo @fourforjumbo]

@atrodorsus This is a very specific bridge choice, from our extreme wealth of bridges

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P.S. if you’re one of the weirdos both-sidesing this war, never look at me or talk to me again.

[1000000 Tears for Jumbo @fourforjumbo]

Want to help 🇺🇦 ? Here’s a resource guide compiled by an org that’s been doing work in #Ukraine for a while: https://t.co/ZnD2VmdTDI

(Photo of me as a small child on a dacha in central Ukraine)

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Do we throw hats again if he gets 6?

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All I wanna know is if his second vaccine card was fake, too

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Our national nightmare is coming to an end!!!