King of the Fours

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Spotted at 11:26 a.m., ESPN campus

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: The Miami Dolphins are sending Minkah Fitzpatrick to the New York Jets in exchange for the 2026 seventh-round pick from the Chargers, per ESPN sources.

The Jets will sign Fitzpatrick to a three-year, $40 million deal, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Free agent F Sandro Mamukelashvili has agreed on a one-year, $2.2 million deal to return to the San Antonio Spurs, sources tell ESPN. George Roussakis and Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports confirmed the deal.

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@ChiSportUpdates The double doink!

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 And then why do I draft that same kicker in our league - I mean he doesn’t even get the joey boost

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 Alan Williams not having better control of his laptop

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade terms:

🏈Houston receives: a 5th round pick in 2023 and 6th round pick in 2024.

🏈Dallas receives: WR Brandin Cooks.

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 Stop following the trade deadline and study for chazen #waldenwoods @HenryDavidThor5

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 It was theeee Skip Shot

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 At least we have BC mens water polo

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 Seasons over

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 “He’s a liar I said that” - Siwik

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

you know you've matured when you start watching porn via google scholar

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@DumpyHater619 It’s always a great weekend to do that

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

Question: do you sip or chug breast milk?

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

Juan also said that he is getting back with his ex-girlfriend who I’ll call E4. He said that “she may be a Voldemort looking thundercunt but has an ass that doesn’t quit”

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

Just spoke to my buddy who I’ll call Juan who was saying that “getting with a girl who has different size tits is not that bad. It’s like getting with a guy who has one inflated ball sac - which is what I have”

[King of the Fours @FoursFoursFours]

@nickpulice514 Is that John danks?

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Albert Pujols’ monster second half continues with a pinch-hit single, drawing another standing ovation. He insists he’s still retiring as he closes in on 700 home runs. https://t.co/raNYhfsvC1

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Aaron Judge and the #Yankees settle on $19 million salary for 2022 with $250,000 for winning the AL MVP and $250,000 for World Series MVP.