Max Zelinka

Combatting existential dread, one tweet at a time.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

first things first

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[joe birds @joemobbslolz]

okay i just want to preface this tweet by saying i still love marvel just as much as i used to, but here’s the thing

[riyad⚡️ @riyadwithay]

We better get the official version of #SpiderManNoWayHome trailer tmrw morning

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

The UK should change its flag to this

[Max Zelinka @Fourthwalljoke]

@DcMonalds *Super Mario Strikers has entered the chat*

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Time to Pokémon Go get vaccinated!

[Max Zelinka @Fourthwalljoke]

@DcMonalds 24/7 stream: Lo-fi Potatoes to mash/roast to.

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Tired: Emily in Paris
Wired: Rugrats in Paris

[Max Zelinka @Fourthwalljoke]

@DcMonalds Release the schumacher cut

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

sushi for breakfast is the same thing as bagel and lox: fish on carb, perfect combo

[ellen 🦇 🎃 @ellenc__01]

Why did I spend 4 hours of my life watching Zach Snyder’s Cut when I could have watched the muppets movie twice???

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the "resume gap" thing is total bullshit. unless you've been out of your industry for like 15 years, taking a break has absolutely no impact on your ability to do the job. it's basically capitalism saying "you'd better not stop working even for a second or you're screwed forever"

[puff @rishipuff]

no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

if any of y'all post a fuckin yellow square i'll kill u

[I'm color blind @colorblindboi]

Leaked Opening shot of Space Jam 2

[⭐️ @intersteIler]

ma’am this is a Wendy’s

[Mike Schuster @mcs212]

Have we tried bombing the minimum wage?

[Max Zelinka @Fourthwalljoke]

@DcMonalds Literally the pokemon game that everyone wanted