Accepting my pizza delivery like a Death Stranding NPC:
Delivering this late at night? I appreciate hard working porters like you! *glances at it* Looks to be in good condition, this is why you're the best! *Gives plans for a ballistic shotgun*
i went to a cat cafe today and all the cats were existing peacefully in their cozy cat utopia except for one ridiculous orange boy who made it his mission to fling his whole body at every other cat who was receiving any attention at all and i was like, yup, on brand
The worst part of this shit is it would be fine if they could just be good humoured or normal about it, it could just be banter, but they’re **actually** furious