Thinking about the time when I was 6 years old and I packed a backpack full of markers and crayons just in case anyone asked for my autograph during my bike ride.
@kind_goon I think that’s why they’re getting rid of plastic straws, they’re hiding something down there and they don’t want us using them to suck all the ocean water out to reveal it
stupid government taking my stupid money and then asking for more stupid money which will perpetuate the issue of the stupid money I have to send the stupid government next year
Predictions of things that are stupidly going to get paywalled for Twitter Blue:
- making more tweets per day beyond some arbitrary cap like 10
- uploading video, at all
- being able to see your QTs
- creating tweet threads
- access to the gif library
- drafts