Sierra Vail

small waist, big fortunes

[Dr. Antifa @fartj0ke]

Being a girlfriend is kind of like being a unpaid creative director

[alex @userctrI]

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[Sierra Vail @vailvalue]

Nah you just don’t like yourself

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i think solo dates are really performative, idk how to explain it

[Mayo🧚🏽‍♀️ @mayookah_]

i hate high maintenance friendships, please i am not your boyfriend

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

it’s actually very important to get nerdier
the older you get

[jey @jeycookin]

your lack of knowledge on niche references turns me off

[r. @xxoorita]

ppl who find posting on instagram “embarrassing” be judging ppl so they think everyone else is judging them whole time nobody gaf

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

if you buy something with the intention of it making you look chic you’ve already lost

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Great friendships keep you from dating people out of boredom cause alot of people don’t need partners, they really just be needing a social life.

[CHLOTHEGOD @chlothegodd]

when you’re in love life should expand! if it gets smaller and scarier you may be in captivity

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

People really hate when you likable without having to kiss ass

[art @mollysoulja]

every instagram follow request feels like a set up

[c @rainhacaty]

hate opening someone’s story and it’s their birthday

[:p @UnkleDell]

im not telling nobody congratulations for having a baby unless they making 120k+

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

everytime i see a girl my age w kids im like omg if we was friends i would’ve nvr let that happen to u 😢

[anna! @annathropoIogy]

Why do you think she’s always hooked up to IVs