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A bitter man, soured on beer, and given to claims

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

In my profession we hear many such stories. Yours is one of the most intriguing and touching I've heard in many weeks. Nevertheless, I'm afraid I’ll be taking your penis. The balls too, me boy.

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

JasonAlexanderMakingBabyNoisesDuringPokerGameToMakeAWomanLactate.mp4

[Slam @dkam102]

It’s Saturday baby! So you know I’m watching Foghorn Leghorn best moments on YouTube

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A visit to the Italian deli will heal you

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“Will Kirby from the Kirby games go to heaven?” In my humble opinion the answer must be yes

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Bloodborne cuisine

[Slam @dkam102]

Ate a bunch of salsa earlier and my acid reflux has been so bad all day. This is not the first time I have done this, I doubt it will be the last. When will I learn?

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They’re making a Pokémon version of animal crossing and I am intrigued!

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Culture Shock!: this user* is currently imagining what it would be like if William Murdoch of the Murdoch Mysteries listened to the modern day podcast Stores, the podcast about going to the store.

* His face is really scrunched up as if he is thinking very hard

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@whateverodell Hahahahahahaha thanks brother 🫡

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In a shocking twist, Ted Cruz vows to eat Iran Deal, in its entirety, on national television if elected president. Truly a visionary.

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@queenbleee

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It’s been about a year and I think I’m finally ready to admit that this is not a very good movie

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Girlfriends not feeling good/is asleep, time to watch Cube Zero 😎

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This was a very big day for me

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘The Venture Bros’ premiered 23 years ago today on Adult Swim.

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God my acid reflux has been kicking my ass all day, let it end please

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Really satisfying to watch Michael Rapaport eat shit on every episode of The Traitors

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Might have to rewatch Deadwood, feel like I’m starting to forget all the slurs for Dutch people I learned watching it the first time

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Unfortunately I’m getting word that Finland has been wiped out by the 13th Black Crusade, led by none other than Abbadon the Despoiler

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires

[Slam @dkam102]

Famous people shouldn’t be eligible for this, they are FAKE PODCASTERS! Real podcasters drive to Mexico to buy Xanax and spend 2 hours trying to find parking before giving up and driving home. Real podcasters take naps with their shoes on and huffed gasoline when they were 12

[AP Entertainment @APEntertainment]

Amy Poehler’s podcast “Good Hang” wins the first-ever Golden Globe Award for best podcast.

[Slam @dkam102]

I am in love and I am happy and I have the best friends and the best girlfriend and every one else can suck on It

So if you are a loved one I love you with every fiber of my my being and if you aren’t I insist you blow on my little wang, like really get after it

[Michael Chiklis @MichaelChiklis]

Christmas Eve dinner for the family this year? Chicken Cacciatore with sweet Italian sausage! MAMA MIA! 🤌Stay tuned for tonight's delish dish!
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎅