junie b. jones

girl/boss

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i have the Killing Myself disorder & the Evil Brain disorder & the Think Really Bad Thoughts All The Time Because I Exist Only To Suffer disorder

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Baby to baby communication

[what @potatoeggfreak]

ugh he's so me

[weemo @weemoweemo]

jury duty tomorrow, if the defendant is a man i am voting GUILTY #prejudice

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey girl sorry i’ve been insane lately!!!!!! it will probably continue for the foreseeable future & maybe until i die

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

I’m glad the inventors of MyChart know that when I’m not feeling well, what I would like most is the experience of staggering through a Sisyphean labyrinth and answering strange, circuitous riddles, all of which results in me not seeing a doctor

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Sometimes a baby will be crying and it’s like I get you’re a baby but it’s feeling a little performative

[er!c @airwrec2]

took the uber of confusion and indecision last night

[kiki @snoopyoomf]

sending a voice message of me laughing at my own joke

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOUR mistakes don’t define you. mine define me though. sorry for the confusion

[JDPON willem @wllmckn]

even at 7 I was burdened with the guilt of my tendency towards inaction

[cyn @cynienya]

whoever prayed for my downfall must’ve prayed very hard

[robert @filminquisitor]

when the cringy coca-cola ad comes on at AMC and you just want to see nicole kidman’s ad

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Should we take the elevator or the eating disorder stairs 😭😭

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

feeling like this

[Kai @Tasnyx]

I like how wet and slippery he is compared to the rest. He’s fucking up their dry day

[Kylie Robison @kyliebytes]

you work with boomers long enough the ellipses .... just sort of creep on you .... its so easy .... so calming ........

[mara @vixeias]

why is everyone except me dying i have fomo