hambone

she/they • blm

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

What good pussy does to a MF

[pissy ghoul @_wizrad]

i love my wife

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

i’m like a wife guy, but about my best friend.

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

@Onlyyshans PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH MY GOD PLEASE MOVE HOME PLEASE COME CRY IN HAMS ARMS

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

salami after sex

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

i’m feelin like a 50s housewife the way i’m just shuffling around my house aimlessly while sobbing

[ARI pARTi ⚢ 👁️ @M1ndlessWatcher]

makeup busted. eyebrows ungroomed. pinterest tattoos. unblended eyeshadow. no nail polish.

either you’re bad at being goth or you put this look together in 5 minutes.

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

smoking weed is fun

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

having your entire family being neurodivergent means there is family wide vocal stims that have been going on since childhood

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

i don’t think i can mentally handle another internet cat passing away

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

i am 28 but still get a rush when youtubers like and reply to my comments

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

moving for me is 75% packing up knickknacks and doll heads lol

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

@Onlyyshans she would have an now i’m crying in my kitchen xx
we love grief <3

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

moving means i gotta finally recycle all of the mason jars that have taken over the cup cabinet and then start the process all over at the new place

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

@Onlyyshans 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

bi women are always like “this is my husband!”

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

@aurelieshaw idk but i love my husband

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

people who have never seen starwars just fucking LOOOOOVE telling you they’ve never seen starwars

[hambone @fr00tcummies]

growing up is realizing the reason you related to Lilo as a child is cause you’re fucking autistic