Had I done this -- and to be clear, I never ever ever would have done this had I been fortunate enough to go to this game -- you could not have waterboarded this information out of me and ESPECIALLY if I was the MAYOR OF THE CITY OF CHICAGO.
Another reason for why good public transportation is necessary is because old people need to be able to get around safely, without being in danger and without endangering other people
i am not a big believer in chicago purity tests, but i do think "have you ever seen the jesse white tumblers" is a pretty fair dividing line between real chicagoan and fake chicagoan