James Bebbington

[James Bebbington @fractious]

@siracusa The Dye Hole

[James Bebbington @fractious]

@Yoplait what on god's green Earth have you done to Choc & Van Petits Filous?! These newly-branded ones are a pale imitation of their former selves. Where's all the flavour gone? Please tell me this just a manufacturing error and not some sort of Machiavellian yoghurt p(l)ot.

[Jamie Brew @jamieabrew]

please try this recipe i made using a predictive text imitator and The American Woman's Cook Book (1938)

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

What an honour. We're touched! #resist

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Doctor Who quote about "alternative facts" sounds awfully relevant 40 years later. https://t.co/J1MTAQIAHb

[James Bebbington @fractious]

@PopsandSunshine @Lederman @AthertonKD Because the heavier Oxygen in the CO2 comes from the air https://t.co/3kyOm7QLML

[Sofía Villalpando @sofiabiologista]

Know your cephalopods! 🐙

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?

[Brian Pedaci @bpedaci]

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

[Matt Webb 🌸🌼 genmon.fyi @genmon]

Next time you see a smart home door lock, try yelling "Hey Siri, unlock the front door" through the letterbox #IoT https://t.co/mMnlgst7dd

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

Maslow's hierarchy of dev needs

[Berfrois @berfrois]

Please share and make no difference @missdianemorgan

[Barry Hutchison @barryhutchison]

Mrs Brown's Boys has been voted the sitcom of the century. That's the 2nd example this year of why we shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Sarah Ingram @Sarah1ngram]

I always think this sounds like a drunk trying to make plans:

"When and where shall we meet?"
"Wednesbury"

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

Which calendar era did Michael Jackson most like to sing about?
A)BC
B)AD

[Kontra @counternotions]

"If 30,000 dead Americans is an acceptable price to pay for your version of freedom, what price would be too high?"
https://t.co/aXdcdBYJmi