Nick Grimshaw

Snarkitect. Weapons-grade funny. Two halfwits. I turn coffee and other-people's-money into software.

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@BrianRoemmele So not AI then.

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@dilaurentius (To be clear: big fan of them both. Just remembered that That Happened and it was Bloody Hilarious.)

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@dilaurentius But also:
https://t.co/kjRoRaXlVH

[micki @micksawfc]

they did not just write “vivianne miedema and a guest” 😭😭😭

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@timstillman_ Websites for buying football tickets are honestly the most terrible experience on this internet. I just assume it's because they don't really have any competition.

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I. Am. Screaming 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

A COMPUTER
CANNOT FIND OUT

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

[Justin @juza_23]

The scenario of Brentford potentially needing to lose at Anfield on the final day for Champions League qualification would be fascinating.

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

Sitting at my desk with the windows closed, and I can hear that Palace has just kicked off.

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@journalism_rp @harryedwards16 BTW for all your stats needs: https://t.co/yPWWbpOuHc

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@docmilanfar Is there a mistake at (2)? Your father's formula uses *annual* interest rate in the calculation, but (2) is defined using r, the *monthly* interest rate.

[Victor @victor_explore]

@tsoding programming is arguing with yourself until one of you wins and writes it down

[Marshall Richards @marshallrichrds]

The fact that you can just plug sensors into the VGA port of an old laptop and get data out is crazy to me.

It’s always fun finding GPIO in strange places.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

“Running a successful open source project is just Good Will Hunting in reverse, where you start out as a respected genius and end up being a janitor who gets into fights.”

@ByrneHobart reviews @nayafia’s new book on open source software.

https://t.co/3rcuGywYZ4

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@spurswomenblog Two points for winning the shootout, no?

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@TheUKBase Not me, mate

[໊ @sonohoor]

what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others

[Allium @snacklesbian]

ai guys after reading the back of a dvd: "wow that was a good movie"

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

Oh No.
https://t.co/Z2lof7vrZZ

[Nick Grimshaw @nickgrim]

@VicVijayakumar Your branch locally doesn't have to have the same name as the remote.
`git switch -c main origin/ma<tab>` and then your local branch is main regardless of what it is at the remote.