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Community-centered health homes: The next iteration of quality-based care http://t.co/AS6EEUrQBH via @kevinmd

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@kblumenau actually, they smell like weed. I guess they really got into the Bay Area experience.

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There is a high school football team from Philly on my flight called the "Little Quakers". WE WILL CRUSH YOU WITH OUR PACIFISM

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I'm on the precipice of either mania or sleep. I'll let you know which way it goeszzzzz

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My 5 yr old kid's guiding life principle: to be awake is to be talking.

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nothing to do but take pictures like this

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I like telling terrible jokes/puns and then pretending I genuinely think they are funny

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@kblumenau More like a handsome elderly woman at a hospital bedside, looking searchingly at a freshly pressed doctor.

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There are certain people in stock photos I've seen so much I feel like they are friends.

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@kblumenau Also, Unexplained 3 AM Slowdown, Gaper Delay, and Some Kind of Zoo Event. If master those, on to So. Philly Parallel Parking Wars

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@kblumenau stop and go II sounds like a video game that judges would sentence traffic violators to play

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Some day I'm gonna knock on the door and ask.

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Thanks for asking, 2 real followers and 28 spammy ones! Biostats. It's Biostats that has made me cave.

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And once again, procrastination from a loathsome school-related task drives me into the arms of social media. We meet again, Twitter.

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That's a new one http://t.co/EJItjizi

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Yeah, that's right. Four different kinds of wrapping paper, and masking tape. Deal with it. http://t.co/9AAoQtTg

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Even better article, from Slate: Whatever motivated Adam Lanza, it wasn’t Asperger’s. http://t.co/zR2dOMvx via @doublexmag

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@kblumenau Indeed-o. Sometimes they get it right. I just wrote the reporter to thank her personally.

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@fraeulein @BostonDotCom THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS! This same ignorant and false connex b/w autism and mass murder was made after Aurora.

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Link between autism and planned violence discounted by experts http://t.co/FSnxpFj9 via @BostonDotCom