i can’t watch #wwdc without headphones because every time they mention siri it pauses the video and congratulates me for asking an interesting question. it doesn’t even give me an answer. just unpauses a few seconds later and pretends nothing happened 💀
i wanna talk to whoever decided measuring tape should be a razor blade fruit roll-up built to wildly flail around the room if you lose your grasp on it
apple: we've added a new feature to stop your kids from putting their faces too close to the ipad screen
also apple: ok so you strap this screen to your face and it costs 1 million dollars