Fondly recalling when my friend and I were 9 and decided to prank call my dad using *67 and when he picked up we did like a goofy accent and he was like “I’ll fucking find you and KILL you stupid fucking whores”
When you’re 37 and you’ve had a regrettable divorce and a few rough goes, your Methodist pastor is going to sit you down at the pot luck and introduce you to Melodie, who he explains has also had some bad luck in relationships …