Francesca

this is not a safe space for jamie lynn spears

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[Pop Base @PopBase]

George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.

[verena @nabearie]

behind every hot girl is a deep history with revenge of the sith

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

he’s so me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chris Cuomo says he “was going to kill everybody including myself” after CNN fired him due to his involvement in his brother’s sexual misconduct scandal:

“Things can consume you. Italians are so passionate.”

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

me thanking the bus driver every morning after giving me cte and making me so nauseous that I see heaven

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

it’s the annual love island season 5 rewatch nothing can get me down

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

just got home from work and the sun was down…it’s that (my therapist is going to want to block my number) time of year

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

*gets fired because I’m physically unable to get off of twitter*

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

Darth Slayder

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

Ekin Su is second to only Amy Elliot Dunne on my list of fav girlbosses

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

We’ll always have pretty little liars

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

in the midterm elections I’m voting for anyone who vows to increase the amount of freestanding mall pretzel franchises

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

Things making me want to live:
1. Harry styles is in a jumpsuit era
2.

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

thanks for the beautiful February day, Exxon ❤️

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

Commuting in the elements is my villain origin story

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

A year ago today there was a rumor that Kanye had an affair with Jeffrey Star (nothing else of note happened on January 6, 2021 so don’t google it)

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

crumbl cookie bitches scare me

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

I was significantly funnier when I was unemployed and I’m sorry that you guys have to suffer because of it

[Francesca @francesc_uh]

I hope this mf can hold a pen

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Welcome to the White House, Commander.