Fran Cooper

University of Manchester // Amsterdam

[simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld]

Me, drunk-buying on Amazon

[antanddec @antanddec]

20 years ago today, on the 29th August 1998, #SMTVLive and #CDUK appeared on tv for the first time. We haven’t changed a bit eh @catdeeley!? D

[Libertines @libertines]

Very sorry to hear about the @NME issuing its last print edition. Love to all the writers there who’ve helped us over the years, and to all of you that picked up a copy. Blessed to have had you in our corner.

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@ReporterJoeC https://t.co/yaLPodNrtC

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i acted. like i needed to go to the bathroom. but actually. i just wanted to feel the raindrops. on my noggin

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@bellnatbell @FlyingTigerCph Wow

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@joe_cooper https://t.co/KtQuadsSkJ

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one time. during a walk. a piece of a bagel. landed right in front of me. the human thinks. a birb dropped it. but i didn’t see a birb.. every time. we return to that spot. i glance up. with the hopes that. another tasty magic bagel drop. happens to me

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@joe_cooper https://t.co/gvFSFXK1fw

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the fancy rain. is still falling.. i consulted. my stuffed fren sebastian. and we determined. that today is for snoozles. and nothing else

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@ReporterJoeC Same

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@ReporterJoeC wuu2

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@ReporterJoeC https://t.co/Ktsw7YB36Q

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@ReporterJoeC https://t.co/SgM6m7lKFZ

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human. just got home. i have no idea. where they’ve been. but in their absence. they’ll be proud to see. that i took it. upon myself. to redistribute. all the footwear. i could find. throughout the household. because i decided. that was. my duty

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@joe_cooper https://t.co/zZrhN5usUc

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Sweeteze sounds like a lozenge for flatulence

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@seasaltclothing the woodburner slippers do you have a size 3 or do they start at size 4?

[Fran Cooper @FranCooper8]

@emily_hall27 there there