Things I have said while watching the rugby tonight:
-I'm so excited I wanna eat your leg meat like a piece of corn!
-ooh! I could... do a violence!
-that's some bullsh*t! I hope you loose it [captains referral] and your dignity!
#CRUvCHI
Hey parents, my nibbling is growing out of her lovely premie sized stuff, is there somewhere you know of we can donate these so they can go straight to new smol babies?
The other day I accidentally bought an $11 pencil.
It was made worst by the shop assistant asking me if I knew it was $11, to which I replied: oh! No, I didn't! They asked me if I still wanted it and I said: yes, but thank you for checking.
I did not want the $11 pencil.