Frankenstein

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@Jonathan_Cage10 Im looking at you, @tmobile

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@Wendys what in the actual fuck is this? I’ll tell you what it’s not -the spicy chicken sandwich I ordered. It’s like a McRib and a Tyson’s chicken patty had a mcgangbang. And why are there 2 patties, and why do they look totally different??? #pleaseexplain

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

Big thank you to @TorreySmithWR for coming out to Gwynns Falls Elementary today! Great role model for all the kids.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@md_mva you people are high. As if I don't pay this state ENOUGH in taxes? You can have the tags. I'm moving to DE.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

Now 'Jussi' a shit load of hats on the ice! #gopensgo #hatty #dangle #snipe #celly

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

I swear to god the first asshole I see talking into their fucking Samsung watch is getting throat punched. #enoughisenough #ihatetechnology

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@industrymade @Mhillyard in #Baltimore off I 95 son!

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

If you don't wave as a thank you to a fellow driver who let you cut in you are a piece of trash.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@DJ_Luongo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Jeffers @5ick5]

Ifyou told 20 year-old me that 29 year-old me would spend Fridays watching storage wars. He'd probably say "what the fuck is a storage war?"

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@DJ_Luongo it feels good to quit/be terminated like a boss.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@DJ_Luongo fuck customers. Sometimes you have to get native with people.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

I don't have time for Twitter anymore. Too many social networks to check and update. #wishilivedinthe50s #rememberwhen Nintendo was cool?

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

@ShannyBoh 14 dick pics a day is a bit excessive.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

The fact we need this is hilarious “@BaltimorePolice: report illegal dirt bikes by sending an email to: [email protected].”

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

I'm posting this on Twitter and will share to Facebook so you can Tumblr me on Instagram @bonrjmz. Bonrjmzagram. Bonrgramjmz.

[Frankenstein @frank3nstein]

Why do I consistently stay up late when I have to be up at 6am?