Frank Willis 4

Afros. Bicycles. Foods. Pearl Snaps.

[Patrick Allen @RPatrickAllen]

Joe Burrow is here. NFL will have to tighten security near the concessions. #SuperBowl #Hamburglar

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

#VerizonLive
#MacysParade
Happy Thanksgiving my dudes

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

@SLKECK Precisely

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

@KelseyLynnMarie @johny_epleseed I was gonna say the same thing!

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

What if toilets could scream?

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

My son keeps running around saying “tickle me inside” and now I’m concerned at how much he actually here’s when he’s in bed.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

But like for real, what ARE you gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk? It's 2017 and I'm not in to stuff. I'm in to experiences

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Me to my daughter:"I love you and I'm proud of you."
Daughter to me:"Sometimes my underwear goes up my butt."

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Starting tonight I will be watching all the Star Wars movies in numerical order.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk in to the White House....

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Being a parent is weird.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

There is a gap between my bed and my bed frame. That's the spot I drop my boogers.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

I just did a luge shot of whiskey off a waterproof flip phone.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

My wife is at a craft beer bar and I'm at home eating ice cream from the tub, folding laundry, and watching the hit musical CHICAGO.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Some dads go outside to sneak a cigarette. I go outside to sneak picking my nose.

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

@SLKECK maybe

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Me to my son:"Please just eat your lunch."
Son to me:"EAT MY POO POO!!"

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

@ArrowCoffeeCo Frankie V as a trade for a coffee?

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

@ArrowCoffeeCo could you bring back the 'Frankie'? Please?

[Frank Willis 4 @frankdoubleyou]

Coconut oil in my coffee makes pooping like a speeding freight train that you didn't hear coming until it is WAY too late.