GG Alfin

Wah pedal wanker

[I’m named after El Debarge @hydrothemc]

I don’t know who runs the Twitter Hall Of Fame but this is first ballot work if I’ve ever seen it.

[baby genius @idiotfetus]

John Stamos sucking the life force out Mike Love backstage like a vampire and hissing at the other band members if they get too close or try to stop him

[Auntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 @CharitieHartsig]

Jeffrey Dahmer, who ran afoul of the USDA's food pyramid guidelines, has died.

[Eric the Deep State Operative @NotBadgers]

Timothy McVeigh, former Army sergeant who was later arrested for a parking violation, has died.

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Just look at the passion of Michael Tracey as he angrily and tearfully denounces the political dynamics which he claims directly caused the cops to arrest him for trying to kiss Ann Coulter at an event she was hosting.

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@skywO0kie Today's weed hits too hard to write anything not in 4/4

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@hackguitarist45 I only have a POS that says Fender on it

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@mattgaetz I had to triple check that this wasn't a parody tweet

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@TheWapplehouse I've never heard this song in my life, but I know youre right. I'm just a hermit with well crafted bubble. I'm sure ill get down to this song once Weird Al makes a parody of it

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@phoenixnewtimes Absolute Phoenix legend, and a really nice guy too. I feel lucky I got to see him play as many times as I did.

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@AlwaysFlacko Bold to assume he's the one topping these animals

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@noturtlesoup17 Did they need a vegetable as a prop?

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@TheWapplehouse The grey sweatpants discount, probably

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@MikeDrucker Dad, this is just "Jock Jams" vol 1

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@MocsMetal Holding out for the Waza Craft model

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@Breaking911 Keepin' it just the right amount of twisted imo

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

I keep an empty picture frame on my desk as a reminder that I have nothing & I am nothing.

[GG Alfin @FrankenAlf]

@ParkerMolloy I've never see that ad, which means the algorithm doesn't know me at all. I'm tempted to buy that shit right now!