Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for #boogaloo boys are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go see if they care bout "stacking bodies and slotting commies."
@McDonalds@BubbaWallace We hear about black drivers like Lewis Hamilton because he's making history by being literally the best in his entire sport.
We hear about black drivers like @BubbaWallace because he doesn't understand how garage doors work.
@ktumulty@KamalaHarris Oooh... Do you really want to run on Kamala's record though? I mean, do you REALLY want to do that?
Like, you've seen Kamala's record, right? Ain't nobody should be running on that...