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[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The kids wanted to prank their dad, and he did exactly what they wished for.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This stupid jackass actually said "No President was willing to do what I'm willing to do."

That's right, because he didn't get approval from Congress to wage war on Iran, so it's ILLEGAL, and no other President had a pedo scandal he needed a war to distract from.

IMPEACH HIM.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

This was seriously one of those *make it make sense* days for me. It's not just that they grilled Hillary for basically nothing, it's that out of 1000s of files & ALL those perpetrators, they grilled a fckng WOMAN. Who's not even implicated in the files!
And while i'm well aware she volunteered to clear the air, it still came off feeling so profoundly insulting that once again, a female's having to answer for some male predator bullshit.

Go ask some fucking MEN about Epstein.

Go ask your fucking President. 😡

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

He did not have congressional approval to blow up boats in the Caribbean.

He did not have congressional approval to invade Venezuela.

He did not have congressional approval to bomb Iran.

This is dictatorship.

Impeach Trump now.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Lawrence: “There is exactly one First Lady in history who met sex trafficker and raper of children and good friend of Donald Trump, Jeffrey #Epstein, and today, Republicans on the House Oversight Committee decided to question a former First Lady who NEVER MET Jeffrey Epstein instead of the First Lady currently occupying the White House, who was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his convicted sex trafficking co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell. Donald Trump’s third wife was friends with BOTH of them. The Epstein files contain emails from Melania Trump to Ghislaine Maxwell complimenting Ghislaine Maxwell. The Epstein files contain NO communication at all between Hillary Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell but Republicans on the committee decided they wanted to subpoena Hillary Clinton. Where is their subpoena for Melania Trump who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell? Why aren’t they asking Nekania Trump: Did Donald Trump introduce you to Jeffrey Epstein or did Jeffrey Epstein introduce you to Donald Trump?”😳

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

You might think what’s happening in Kansas doesn’t affect you because you’re not trans, but the same government telling us you need ID to vote, is showing us how easy it is for them to take our ID. Wake up.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

What's even more disturbing about this kind of thing becoming a common occurrence is that there are people who will watch this and not only side with the ICE thugs, but say the old man deserved it.

MAGA has got to be one of the worst cases of mass psychosis in modern history.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

just run this on TV every day lol

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Waking up this morning with a huge smile on my face after seeing the mens USA hockey team eating McDonald's cheeseburgers by themselves while the women's USA hockey team had a gourmet lunch with Stanley Tucci.

Karma, can be glorious!

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

⛔️ICE is getting more and more violent every day against women, and especially against young women..‼️

In this video you can see how they violently shove Cassandra Feuerstein into the cell..‼️

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

ICE just murdered the good guy with a gun.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

You've been blocking spam calls wrong this entire time.

Every time you decline, you confirm your number is active.

The calls multiply.

Here's what actually works:

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Right wingers: “Nicolas Maduro is a tyrant who murders his own people”

Also right wingers: “federal law enforcement has the right to kill any American who disobey orders”

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I’m not easily shook these days but the number of people who think the appropriate punishment for not following a masked federal agent’s orders is assassination is rather shocking

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Remember when we said that Project 2025 clearly laid out how Trump was going to turn ICE from a border-focused immigration enforcement agency into a national secret police force answerable only to Trump as his own personal Gestapo, operating everywhere with impunity?

Yeah. That.