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[sam @frankvll0841]

@INukeYou Correct

[sam @frankvll0841]

The receptionist on like my third day volunteered that she is a furry. Nothing we were even talking about had anything to do with furries. And again, if that’s your thing, you’re grown do you, but I don’t think talking about being a furry is anything your coworkers need to know

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I should be childish and put up curtains but then seeing only my back works too

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Creepy guy number two wasn’t there today. He’s a slovenly perverted fuck that likes to walk slowly past my office. On like my fourth day he tried touching my hand

[sam @frankvll0841]

Then he started sending me political music and while politics are important, I think work should be a neutral space

[sam @frankvll0841]

He once asked if he could share music with me, and im thinking like, okay cool one song here and there. Nope. Four to five songs daily on teams like bro we have work to do

[sam @frankvll0841]

To set the scene, creepy guy 1 EVERY DAY bangs on my door and waves at me. He likes to come in my office and tell me about the adventures he and his wife get into. I think he’s poly which, if that’s your thing go for it, but I’m a square and it ain’t mine

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I have decided my weird ass coworkers are no longer allowed to look at me when they walk past my office, and have turned my back to the window. Creepy guy 1 didn’t knock like he usually does (daily) so I consider day one a success

[sam @frankvll0841]

@rukiasbetter Tangerine juice is better than orange juice

[sam @frankvll0841]

Every day I spend on this app the more I realize people don’t understand boundaries and have main character syndrome

[sam @frankvll0841]

Says something you disagree with
You: ARE YOU MENTALLY HANDICAPPED????

lol yall are triflin

[sam @frankvll0841]

lol people who make unsolicited comments take it as a personal attack when you rightfully tell them to shut the fuck up

[sam @frankvll0841]

❤️❤️❤️

[Lily🏳️‍⚧️ @Lily17607040601]

@frankvll0841 @ewkewpid Mans made of salt, vinegar, and everything sinister

[sam @frankvll0841]

@DoominMetro @ewkewpid Calling someone mentally handicapped as an insult is nasty work lmao shows what you think of handicapped people

[sam @frankvll0841]

@Elon_a_pedo @DoominMetro @ewkewpid Caught me

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@Asigiri_ @ewkewpid Why does this bother you so much lol

[sam @frankvll0841]

@GulpedGuppies @ewkewpid Not my type

[sam @frankvll0841]

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That’s all that is necessary. It’s not a matter of talking. It’s a matter of unnecessary and unsolicited comments.

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@MensHumor IPA’s smell like cat piss