fran

law student by day, little treat expert by night

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Fenway there are truly no words no words at all to describe that

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you better be good for goodness sake

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Chris @citehchris]

aloof wife autumn

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

happy October 1st! here's the full run of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." to kick off spooky season!

[َ @gir1genius]

HAPPY OCTOBER!!!!!!

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[KJ @normbore]

random person $200k in law school debt takes a job making $50k/year to stop poor ppl disproportionately being put in cages and tortured

twitter: this reminds me of the time hitler killed millions of jews

[Reductress @Reductress]

Friend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction: https://t.co/J4zRfLdSwE

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Whenever a man tells me not to cut my hair he’s a misogynist and whenever a man encourages me to cut my hair he’s plotting on my downfall. I’m surrounded by Judases and Brutuses. I must only look within. The path ahead will reveal itself to me through quiet reflection and prayer

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells