Fraser Smith

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[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

Modern Hollywood cannot escape the cultural gravity of Wild Wild West.

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

"This Must Be The Place" has hit the bar

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Not now kitten daddy is busy moving the goalposts

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

what an incredible week. i feel like im in the second verse of a billy joel song

[khia asylum 101 @khiaasylum101]

are schools in america just for shooting or?

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

You think Nolan ever saw this

[That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL]

Pet Sounds posts are over. Every Beach Boys fan is now hitting the Surf’s Up period of the night. Pray for them.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this

[Advit @advitwake]

most hell yeah actors of all time

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I forgot there was ever a guy who called himself The Situation. That's a pretty good one honestly

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

when my wife asks what I want to put in the stir fry

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[mollie moomin 🧡🌻 @snoopychalamet]

this is sending me

[Max0r @realMax0r]

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