Fraser Hart

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@roshanns I sure hope so!!

[Mo Ibrahim🇮🇪🇸🇩🇵🇸🇺🇦 @MoxyHQ]

Ya just know the Americans are gonna make films about COVID-19 making out like they single-handedly ended the pandemic themselves. The Rock will play the badass retired FBI scientist who’s forced “back in the game” and finds the cure while also fighting terrorists for some reason

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@MoxyHQ Sherwood (2013)

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

wonder if our dogs are all sick of us hangin around all day

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

The amount of travellers wearing healthcare masks inside-out is ruining my life

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

Mom ends every FaceTime with “Okay bye- get a girlfriend.”

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

It’s impossible to eat soup without getting mega sweaty don’t @ me

[Lewis @beha1L]

Hate cunts who try make u feel bad going out on Xmas eve saying it’s no right n that fuck off away watch elf wi yer da then

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

Stop sponsoring athletes @lululemon and start sponsoring the desk jockeys grinding out 10 hour days cold calling and slamming pints with clients, all while wearing ABC pants to avoid sweating and being uncomfortable

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

Guys.. had a FULL large Swell bottle in the overhead compartment. Opened the thing about 5 minutes later and BANG lady sitting underneath takes the bottle to the face. Obviously apologized but she’s crying and I can’t stop laughing while sitting across the isle. Welcome aboard!

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@roshanns this kinda stings

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@roshanns Mission Mall SaveOn I feel your pain

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

Read “Notre Dame is on fire” and wondered why people were talking about college football in April #cultured

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

I’d rather have my identity stolen than deal with accepting/declining another cookies notification

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

BREAKING: Canada's Bianca Andreescu beats Angelique Kerber to win Indian Wells title.

https://t.co/dO7BgukBdS

[Shans @roshanns]

Oh insta is down? I hope all of you that say “new post alert!” on your story when you post a new photo have learned your lesson

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

.@howiemandel get Theresa May on Deal or No Deal if you wanna resurrect the show

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@roshanns family rate dental care if you can keep my back in below-60yr form

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

Matt Duchene was that kid who sat in his hotel room drinking Gatorade with his dad at tournaments instead of playing mini sticks with the boys

[Fraser Hart @fraserhart83]

@roshanns @CaucasianJames happy to know you think I’m Shrek