missing uncle

product manager, data scientist, pitbull dad

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

My church is The Office, and my boss is my fucking god

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

Using the computer is truly fucking incredible

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

I heard you like video games, what kind of video games do you play?

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

The humble Office Worker
Takes his piss
Under fluorescent melancholy
He drinks deeply of the vape
Back to work

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

Buddy, I reckon you better give your sorry ass over to the lord

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

I want potential employers to know that I am young and I am good at using the computer

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

I'm slowly shitting

[Matthew @RodentRespecter]

It's time to lay my weary balls to rest

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

Piping up in the discord chat like I'm answering work emails

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

They all know I got that goblin in me

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

The object of The Game is to complete The Quest, but many twists and turns will await you!

[Matthew @RodentRespecter]

I got my dick blown off by a Gray's photon rifle when I served in the Space Force

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

Gith-yankee

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

@MattWalshBlog Dollar store Tyler Childers, fake Appalachian. Get some culture my boy

[Matthew @RodentRespecter]

ZYN pouches should be considered medicine

[Matthew @RodentRespecter]

Pee-boy and Shit-man on some adventure type shit.

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

Listing my Zyn Rewards balance as a financial asset

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

@panoptisean Guess that's how the whole darn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

@panoptisean I'm simply in awe

[missing uncle @fraudulentChump]

@panoptisean This is massive