Frazer Wilson

I wouldnt follow me. I dont know where im going. #EFC fan.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

“We should just throw in that Jimmy Savile ran marathons for charity”

[Laura Trott MP @LauraTrottMP]

Dude you’re a professional politician…

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention.

Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable.

Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street.

Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has:

• Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country.

• Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day.

• Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work.

• Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers.

• Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers.

• Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages.

• Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes.

• Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run.

• Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner.

• Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs.

• Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly.

• Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute.

• Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break.

• Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities.

• Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence.

• Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety.

• Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company.

• Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy.

• Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster.

• Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation.

• Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security.

• Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion.

• Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses.

• Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline.

People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

[Anna Ridgway @annaroseridgway]

Rob Kenyon answering questions on Question Time is how I felt in my GCSE French speaking exam

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Dr Nafeez Ahmed @NafeezAhmed]

It's difficult to avoid the conclusion that Farage does not really care about this country or British Parliament. The elections are a vehicle, and Farage is a vessel. For what? For the multiple foreign influence vectors that surround him and Reform UK.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nigel Farage registered ‘absent’ from the last 77 votes in Parliament

Official Parliamentary figures reveal that Reform leader Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote for anything in the last 11 weeks...

https://t.co/fsxzTKkL4Z

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

As Lee Anderson becomes Chairman of Reform UK, let us remember that time he got his mate to pretend he didn't know him, but got caught on camera.

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

@UPS Why? You told me to speak to Microsoft…

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

@UPS you’ve lost this package an @EE @XBOX 1ZY357226894815803
No info since February. We’ve opened a case, no info or updates. You won’t call us back and only let us talk to an AI chat bot
This needs fixing asap

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

@XBOXSupport @xboxuk @UPS @EE @Microsoft @MicrosoftUK @XBOXSupport @MicrosoftHelps please see messages @UPS saying I need to speak to yourself. Raised but no one will call back. Please help

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

@XBOXSupport @xboxuk @UPS @EE the Xbox is as provided through your contract in December. It was faulty and being returned with 2 months and @UPS lost it. Please help

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

@UPS Thank you I will DM. Not worried about tracking number, you can’t lose it again can you?

[Frazer Wilson @frazerwilson1]

This new app icon is horrendous. @Spotify answer for yourself

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

£5,000,000 says he can be bought.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Since Brexit we’ve been unable to sustain a PM for more than a couple of years.

The circus is ungovernable.

Not helped by a political media clique that, emboldened by social media, thinks its job is to start a ticking clock on a PM’s downfall the second they start.

Grim.

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

I’m hearing that Andy Burnham has purchased a meal deal at WH Smith in Euston station. Beth, Sam and Sophy are en route to ask the checkout assistant what flavour crisps he chose.

Meanwhile Nigel Farage trousered a £5m bung and didn’t declare it.

Back to the crisps story.

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

And it turns out that no one cares