Fred Johns 🥔🥔

“This is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia.” Now living in Singapore.

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Back in the day you could set this up but it would barely get traction. I know Adwords has changed a lot but i doubt this got very much traction in the way the make it seem

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

Morris Katz: “We did this in Texas a little bit... We ran ads for anyone who googled ‘my husband cheated on me’ or ‘I think my husband is cheating on me,’ we were boosting results of Ken Paxton having cheated on his wife.”

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@ItsAmoss_ @DrChillies @AldoSterone111 Oops

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@essay210 @FudsonFole Theres one in Ho Chi Minh called the same. Im guessing its a chain

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@hamedinsf @StephTolev

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Yeah but they’ve got the know-how, right?

[ned! @nedsore]

The most mentally ill person you know is currently training to be some sort of therapist

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@content_grinder Enough with anything and everything musical

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@GrabSG you do not have to send me 5+ push notifications every day.

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@LauraMiers @moorehn Same thing happened to me. None of my 5 followers ever like my stuff. Im being held down by the man, man.

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@DrChillies @AldoSterone111 They dont have these anymore

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@robj3d3 Oh no not Zoom Whiteboard. What will the 2 people who use that feature do?

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@MenachemAni @JXTGroup Waitlisted for my businesses ☹️☹️

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Seems like something that would happen in my 200 person neighborhood dog group.

[Gavin Hales @gmhales]

Absolute scenes on the neighbourhood WhatsApp group. Someone's cat went missing and they put up posters, leading to the discovery that their cat has also been living with a different family for the past *12 years*.

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Tug of War!

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

My boy Lou would do it in 2 hours

[Furrend @hifurrend]

In 1973, a 100-pound dog named Jason traveled about 20 miles over 8 days to find his way back to his old family in Belfast, Northern Ireland. He'd been rehomed 3 years earlier.

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

You would have to be absolutely braindead to try to cheat a government scheme with a camera 6 inches from your face

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

Man at BCRS machine repeatedly scans barcode of 1 can, sparks concerns about cheating the system https://t.co/myOfSZ26d6

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@content_grinder Come down here with us

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

@sjhksn

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Overheard in Austin:

“I think that guy is listening to our conversation”

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Guy sounds like a total dirtbag.

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

American man who rented Kembangan home using shell companies countersuing another Siglap homeowner for repair losses https://t.co/7NAEoc8Png

[Fred Johns 🥔🥔 @freddjohns]

Really becoming the Switzerland of Asia now

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

S’pore opens national currency vault to foreign central banks to store gold reserves https://t.co/C41DTxj3tx