Fred Says

50 yrs E. Africa,Middle East, China, Britain. Royal Society for Asian Affairs. Royal Television Society. English Speaking Union. Bhutan Society. Politeia.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Time to move on to the next stanza of our National Anthem. https://t.co/JAcdmkIi0u

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Passing Clouds cigarettes. Oval,

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

I entirely agree. It's cruelty.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There are a lot of dog owners in cities who are essentially mentally torturing their dog by keeping them in apartments. No, your 30 minutes of walking a day and once-a-week dog park visit do not make up for the rest of the time.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

and also bacon & cheese turnovers have been deleted from the menu!

[EVEngineer @TheEvEngineer]

Don't think @GreggsOfficial is worth the money anymore.

No sausage rolls or sausage bean bakes, only bakes (steak) they had are stone cold.

Whole pile of these stupid chicken roll things though....

I could've waited 10 minutes for some but chose to spend my money elsewhere

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

My Victorian grandmother (born 1882) had a deep and abiding hatred of doctors and the chemicals they gave their patients. The most I ever had in my childhood was half a small aspirin.

[R L Groves @CowboyEastTexas]

True story. My dad smoked most of his life. For most of the years I was around he drank probably a quart of whiskey a week. He had a number of other vices as well. But he did hard physical labor so at least he got exercise. He died at 91. Three weeks before he died he was still fast walking 4 miles a day. But he had a gall bladder operation, got a staff infection, and never recovered.

The lesson I take from this - drink if you want, smoke if you want, but stay the hell away from doctors.

🤣🤣🤣

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Well done!

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Reform has WON another by-election, in Westmorland & Furness, with more votes than Labour and the Tories COMBINED!

➡️ RFM: 48.4% (New)
🌹 LAB: 24.5% (-9.8)
🌳 CON: 19.0% (-21.5)
🌍 GRN: 5.1% (New)
🔶 LDM: 2.9% (-2.7)

Reform GAIN from Conservative - whose vote collapsed again!

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

LOL!

[PonteJack @somersetlevel]

BREAKING: In an effort to relocate the Gulf Stream, North Atlantic Drift and Jet Streams, Sainsbury’s will be banning :-
Brown Eggs
Brown Sugar
Brown Rice
Brown Sauce
Brown Bread
Brown Onions
Brownies
Hash Browns
Brown Pasta
Brown Rolls
And Gordon Brown
#ClimateCrisis

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

In Surrey no-one 'cuts in' to the line. Shoppers with large loads invite them forward. We are civilised in Surrey.

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Do you let someone cut in line at the checkout if they only have one item?

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Absolutely right as the first US patent shows.

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

Nothing to debate! B is the correct answer:

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

The last of the top-of-the-range Sony VCRs did not record the adverts. How? (metadata precedes the ad and restores the programme after the ad)

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

Do you remember when the only way to record a program you had to have a VHS recording machine.

You had to manually put in start & end times of programs & if a program started early you didn’t see the end of the show 🙄🤣

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

And that was long ago! Tory Party to blame. They ostracized Enoch Powell who very accurately predicted what is happening to us now.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

LOL!

[TechOperator @TechOperator]

I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China...

He says he can't complain.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Are you old enough to remember that last showing of the day (main feature movie) when the anthem played, everyone stood up, no-one left early?

[The Reformed Media @ReformedMedia_]

WATCH 👀: Reform UK led Essex County Council have implemented starting meetings with the Lord's Prayer and ending with the National Anthem.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Well, at least it happened before anyone bought them ...

[Bob For A Full Brexit @boblister_poole]

Fire destroys 25 electric vehicles at Southampton docks! Locals reported hearing explosions as blaze engulfed Chinese-made Jaecoo SUVs!😁 https://t.co/wWPounT6OO

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

IOPC can go and take a running **** at themselves.

[Paul Golding @PaulGolding]

Literally fuck off. We saw the body-cam footage! 🖕

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Coming soon. Rachel Reeves introduces a drop-off charge at railway stations.

[Robert Abel @rj_abel]

Around 25 UK airports now charge for terminal drop offs.

Some airports charging £10–£13 for just a few minutes near the terminal.

It’s estimated that airports now generate over £300 million per year just for drop-off fees.

Car parking charges estimated at £1.5 billion.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Feral animals! It could happen to anyone. I recall, several years ago, a middle-aged lady standing on a chair videoing officers behaving badly was forcefully pushed off her chair and sustained minor injuries. So, this mentality is not new!

[Jammie Restore @jammierooroo]

We are living in a two tier Police state. Who told these thugs that they could drag an innocent man off a wall and beat the shit out of him?

I never saw this riot gear or blatant brutality at any of the BLM riots.

@ukhomeoffice

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Yup! Many times! I just block them instead!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Have you ever started to respond to a post and in the middle realize that you just don't care enough to finish responding? 😆 😑

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Waitrose and Morrisons have declined to join the climate change hysteria.
They are still selling brown eggs. Hurrah! @waitrose @Morrisons

[Robert Abel @rj_abel]

Sainsbury’s are to stop selling brown eggs to reduce carbon footprint. 🤡

Meanwhile ….. at any given moment about 40–50 volcanoes are actively erupting somewhere on Earth.

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

Yes! 1960 gallon Esso Golden 5s 10p (25p in today's money)

[Bass player @BrexitBassist]

The best of Great British times 🇬🇧

[Fred Says @FreddSays]

A Saudi? Inform the embassy. They take a dim view of Citizens doing that kind of thing. It causes reputational damage.

[StarmerOut @ForeverScept]

Saudi 21 year old shoots university of Surrey professor in with a crossbow.

Anyone that has been paying attention over the last year Labour have been itching to ban crossbows for some reason.

Now is there chance how convenient for them.